Random occurrences
1) jello does infact turn into jello even if left at room temperature
2) strange dreams are a symptom of the flu
3) infinitely better alternate ending for the twilight series: Bella doesn't become a vampire. they have sex in the first book because bella realizes if she slits her wrists and feeds edward enough blood he can in fact have enough blood flow for a hard on. she could be on top so he doesn't kill her right off. ultimately they both get what they want; edward gets to have her blood inside him, she gets to have his cold hard vampire bits inside her and she gets to die for love.
4) sourdough bread only becomes sour after the dough has been sitting out 24+ hours.
5) rosie o'donnell appearing marginally attractive is also a symptom of the flu.
6) alternate alternate infinitely better ending to twilight saga: We already know vampires smell appetizing like marshmellow coated cupcakes to humans and thus are irresistable. Every cake-faced lardy within a 150 mile radius is lured to the cullens' den and eats them alive. I should probably be included in such bacchanalia as this is an infinitely better version of the unfortunately existent novels.
2) strange dreams are a symptom of the flu
3) infinitely better alternate ending for the twilight series: Bella doesn't become a vampire. they have sex in the first book because bella realizes if she slits her wrists and feeds edward enough blood he can in fact have enough blood flow for a hard on. she could be on top so he doesn't kill her right off. ultimately they both get what they want; edward gets to have her blood inside him, she gets to have his cold hard vampire bits inside her and she gets to die for love.
4) sourdough bread only becomes sour after the dough has been sitting out 24+ hours.
5) rosie o'donnell appearing marginally attractive is also a symptom of the flu.
6) alternate alternate infinitely better ending to twilight saga: We already know vampires smell appetizing like marshmellow coated cupcakes to humans and thus are irresistable. Every cake-faced lardy within a 150 mile radius is lured to the cullens' den and eats them alive. I should probably be included in such bacchanalia as this is an infinitely better version of the unfortunately existent novels.