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[blarg_a_narg]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I pushed redviolin in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I didn't flush (-1 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to ohnoitstaylor in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-92 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
blarg_a_narg