My conversation with a telemarketer today
The call started off with a recorded message saying, "There's nothing wrong with your credit card, but you are paying too much interest on your credit card. Please press one to talk to an operator."
I pressed one and put on my old lady voice.
Me:
Is there something wrong with my credit card?
Dude:
Yes ma'am, there is something wrong with your credit card, you're paying too much on your credit card.
Me:
There's something wrong with my credit card?
Dude:
Yes ma'am, you're paying too much interest. What kind of card do you have?
Me:
A tiny one. It can fit in my wallet.
Dude:
No, do you have a Mastercard or Visa?
Me:
There's something wrong with my card?
After about 2 more minutes, I tell him I have a Scotia Mastercard.
Dude:
So you have Scotiacard?
Me:
No, I don't have a Kosher card.
Dude:
No, a Scotiacard.
Me:
Why would I have a Kosher card, I'm not Jewish..
Dude:
How much do you have on it.
Me:
$800.
The dude hung up.
I have therefore decided to wage guerilla warfare on all telemarketers. They have interrupted my masturbating ONE TOO MANY TIMES!
JOIN ME!
I pressed one and put on my old lady voice.
Me:
Is there something wrong with my credit card?
Dude:
Yes ma'am, there is something wrong with your credit card, you're paying too much on your credit card.
Me:
There's something wrong with my credit card?
Dude:
Yes ma'am, you're paying too much interest. What kind of card do you have?
Me:
A tiny one. It can fit in my wallet.
Dude:
No, do you have a Mastercard or Visa?
Me:
There's something wrong with my card?
After about 2 more minutes, I tell him I have a Scotia Mastercard.
Dude:
So you have Scotiacard?
Me:
No, I don't have a Kosher card.
Dude:
No, a Scotiacard.
Me:
Why would I have a Kosher card, I'm not Jewish..
Dude:
How much do you have on it.
Me:
$800.
The dude hung up.
I have therefore decided to wage guerilla warfare on all telemarketers. They have interrupted my masturbating ONE TOO MANY TIMES!
JOIN ME!