Tonight at work
A young lady asked for a funny movie- "like, 'Martin Lawrence' funny".
"Could you say that again, without contradicting yourself?"
"Pardon me", she replied.
"Sorry", I said, "I can't waste anymore time with someone of such poor taste. I have an appointment at the Ministry of Irony, I have a power lunch with the world's tallest midget."
Alright, so some of that didn't happen. Still, many Oshawa residents do smell of livestock, and have never heard of Beowulf...even in passing...what the hell.
"Could you say that again, without contradicting yourself?"
"Pardon me", she replied.
"Sorry", I said, "I can't waste anymore time with someone of such poor taste. I have an appointment at the Ministry of Irony, I have a power lunch with the world's tallest midget."
Alright, so some of that didn't happen. Still, many Oshawa residents do smell of livestock, and have never heard of Beowulf...even in passing...what the hell.