..twelve thirty four..
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
I think it was Sarah while bowling.
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
I'd try my best. Panchos and Knives Motherfucker!
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Sometimes I fall asleep to DVDs. Pick Me Pick Me!
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
I have but now I leave that to Katy.
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Just a stupid class one.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
I lost count.
7) How fast can you type?
eh.
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
Was an awesome show.
9) What color are your socks?
Socks? Pssha! I hate them!
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Nope.
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
When Katy and I move in together.
12) Do you knock on wood?
Fuck yeah I do.
13) Do you floss daily?
Try to.
14) Can you hoola hoop?
Only like four or five rotations, then I see a funner toy.
15) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yes the ones that are meant to be kept.
16) What do you want for Christmas?
A Hoola Hoop. Until I can think of a funner toy.
17) Do you know the Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man?
18) Do you talk in your sleep?
Periodically. I think the real question is do I sleep in my talk?
19) Who wrote the book on love?
I don't know but this question is number 19 and that's gotta mean something.
20) Have you ever flown a kite?
Yes and crashed every one of them.
21) Do you wish on your fallen lashes?
No but I wish when it's 12:34PM/AM.
22) Do you whiten your teeth?
:(
23) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
If it's movies like Be Cool or Doom I don't want it.
24) Have you ever asked for a pony?
Nope.
25) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs??
Only if they'd accept it.
26) Can you juggle?
Nope. But I can burp on command.
27) Missing someone now?
More than they know. And I'm waiting for them to call.
28) Do the chickens have large talons?
I don't understand a single word you just said.
30) Are you ready to rumble?
I used to but now I'm too old. Unless Joshua pisses me off. Then King Kong AINT got shit on me!
31) What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Kill a man.
32) What popular 80's movie do you hate with a passion?
Top Gun.
33) What was your favorite school subject?
Art.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
I had "in school suspension" once for wearing cargo pants.
35) How do you spell relief?
A-G-O-O-D-B-O-O-K.
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yessum.
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
Why yes, yes I have.
38) Can you handle the truth?
Maybe.
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
Fuck off you little twit and stop offering it to me.
40) Who is your daddy?
I was sired by Big Pimpin.
I think it was Sarah while bowling.
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
I'd try my best. Panchos and Knives Motherfucker!
3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Sometimes I fall asleep to DVDs. Pick Me Pick Me!
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
I have but now I leave that to Katy.
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Just a stupid class one.
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
I lost count.
7) How fast can you type?
eh.
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
Was an awesome show.
9) What color are your socks?
Socks? Pssha! I hate them!
10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
Nope.
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
When Katy and I move in together.
12) Do you knock on wood?
Fuck yeah I do.
13) Do you floss daily?
Try to.
14) Can you hoola hoop?
Only like four or five rotations, then I see a funner toy.
15) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yes the ones that are meant to be kept.
16) What do you want for Christmas?
A Hoola Hoop. Until I can think of a funner toy.
17) Do you know the Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man?
18) Do you talk in your sleep?
Periodically. I think the real question is do I sleep in my talk?
19) Who wrote the book on love?
I don't know but this question is number 19 and that's gotta mean something.
20) Have you ever flown a kite?
Yes and crashed every one of them.
21) Do you wish on your fallen lashes?
No but I wish when it's 12:34PM/AM.
22) Do you whiten your teeth?
:(
23) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
If it's movies like Be Cool or Doom I don't want it.
24) Have you ever asked for a pony?
Nope.
25) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs??
Only if they'd accept it.
26) Can you juggle?
Nope. But I can burp on command.
27) Missing someone now?
More than they know. And I'm waiting for them to call.
28) Do the chickens have large talons?
I don't understand a single word you just said.
30) Are you ready to rumble?
I used to but now I'm too old. Unless Joshua pisses me off. Then King Kong AINT got shit on me!
31) What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Kill a man.
32) What popular 80's movie do you hate with a passion?
Top Gun.
33) What was your favorite school subject?
Art.
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
I had "in school suspension" once for wearing cargo pants.
35) How do you spell relief?
A-G-O-O-D-B-O-O-K.
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yessum.
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
Why yes, yes I have.
38) Can you handle the truth?
Maybe.
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
Fuck off you little twit and stop offering it to me.
40) Who is your daddy?
I was sired by Big Pimpin.