Willy Wonka, will wonka, your favorite chocolatier.........
It was everything I expected and so much more. To say that the new Charlie and the chocolate movie is just "good" would be like saying the sistine chapel is a fingerpaint, and that masturbation is just pulling. Oh no. Chralie and The Chocolate Factory kicks Gene Wilder in the kidneys, and then calls him by his mother's name. Im sorry gene, you were great in the other one, but Johnny Depp now 0wnz you. This movie has some of the most fucked up visuals I have ever seen,(barring the upcoming Corpse Bride, also by Mr. Burton), and the music is fan-fucking-tastic. Whoever said this movie was just a money making stunt should take the Hello Kitty dildos out of their collective orfices and promptly fellate themselves. Alot of time and effort went into this movie to make it what it was: a piece of cinematic gold.
At first, i wasn't too cool on how Wonka looked and talked, from what i'd seen in the previews. Then, i realized that it was more true to the book itself then Wilder's more tame performance. I mean, the old is great, don't get me wrong. But if you want the book's true spirit, look no further than The newer incarnation, because it-is-just-friggin-awesome. I know its hard to get through in this fashion, so go see it for yourselves. I implore all of you. Please. You'll walk out of Loews feeling great, because this movie "gets the endorphins flowing".
Now that i have worked that cheeseball shit out of my Brains anus, seriosuly, this movie is fucking incredible. wow.
At first, i wasn't too cool on how Wonka looked and talked, from what i'd seen in the previews. Then, i realized that it was more true to the book itself then Wilder's more tame performance. I mean, the old is great, don't get me wrong. But if you want the book's true spirit, look no further than The newer incarnation, because it-is-just-friggin-awesome. I know its hard to get through in this fashion, so go see it for yourselves. I implore all of you. Please. You'll walk out of Loews feeling great, because this movie "gets the endorphins flowing".
Now that i have worked that cheeseball shit out of my Brains anus, seriosuly, this movie is fucking incredible. wow.