I almost forgot who I was, but came to my senses.
So, How is everybody? I've pictured you all sitting cozily(?) around my computer screen as I write this. You look happy. Well no, maybe content. So what's new? I haven't seen you in awhile. Oh I'm good, just finished school...FOREVER. Yeah Jess is alright too, she's getting a new job. I'm very happy/proud for/of her. Not only because she makes more money than me, but also because she spends it on me as well. Kidding, I don't see a dime. Kidding, again. I'm sorry what? Oh vacation. It was lots of fun. We went on a cruise to Grand Cayman. Clearest water on the planet, and passive sting rays. We went to Mexico too. But Mexico sucks. Its like a really aggressive flea market. I spent lots of money, on lots of worthless crap there. I gained close to 4,000 pounds. they have 24 hour buffet's. And I eat out of boredom. Not a good idea. I also drank some wine. On a boat. An even worse idea. I have lots of pictures, but i'm not sure how to post them. So picture a fat me hung over in my cabin watching the Chronicles of Narnia, While Jessica eats Dramamine like skittles. That should sum it up. Well I hope you're all doing ok. You look sleepy. I know, i'm boring. But best of luck to those of you vacationing abroad, I hope you have a wonderful time. Be safe. Have fun. Be excellent to each other. I'll talk to you all soon. Goodnight.