Happy New Year...

Jan 03, 2009 20:59


Resolutions for this year:

1) Get off my arse and get fit.

2) Get a job.

3) Get my predicted grades on my exams.

4) Don't allow this year to suck as bad as last year.

5) Stop getting excited about birthdays; no one remembers.

To those of you who pissed me off last year:

1) I kinda hoped it being my birthday might have inspired you to not fuck off to someone else's house just because they had more alcohol.

2) You cannot use a family party as an excuse if you have already told me that you never have a party.

3) Is it so fucking hard to stand on your own two feet just once? The things you angst at me about are truly ridiculous sometimes. It's like you just can't deal with life, and your life isn't exactly hard.

4) Could you stop being a psycho for just a moment? The constant paranoia is grating to say the least and getting snapped at for saying something completely innocent and perfectly true is rather annoying. Oh, and being rude to my other friends? Not cool. You too, Anonymous No. 3.

5) I've heard of people having two faces, but you have enough faces enough to rival a faceted gem. Just say what you really think; just once. I don't mind blunt, but I can't stand woolly pandering.

6) If I have to hear one more word about how fucking amazing Oxford is, and how fucking amazing you are to have got your acceptance, I will rip off your testicles and gag you with them. Nuff said.

7) Treat people with respect, or get the fuck out. Your bitchiness and bullying is second to none, and I'm so glad I don't have to see it anymore. You are pathetic.

Untruth to be remedied: I messed up my birth date when I first joined LJ and never saw fit to remedy it. I'm 18, not 19. Feel free to be pissed at me if you want. I understand.

Ok, I've said what I wanted to say. As best I can, because I know I'll slip, all grudges stop here. The bitching is done. Let this year be the new leaf.

P.S. Thank you for remembering, Adji. It means so much. *hugs* Hope you had a good New Year.

new year, rant, birthday, bitchiness

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