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~Chuck Norris has two speeds; WALK and KILL.
~There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
~Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
~Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
~When the Boogeyman goes to sleep everynight, he check his closet for Chuck Norris.
~Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
~Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck...covered in human skulls.
~There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creature Chuck Norris allows to live.
~A study has shown that the leading causes of death in the united states are
1.Heart disease
2.Chuck Norris
3.Cancer
~The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
~
~There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
~Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
~Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
~When the Boogeyman goes to sleep everynight, he check his closet for Chuck Norris.
~Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
~Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck...covered in human skulls.
~There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creature Chuck Norris allows to live.
~A study has shown that the leading causes of death in the united states are
1.Heart disease
2.Chuck Norris
3.Cancer
~The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
~