Feb 07, 2009 17:13
OK, in all of my Craigslist trolling, this one is the most hilarious and horrific I've seen yet.
"Yes, this is about blood sweat and tears. I am though looking for some who can finance my recording project. I need some new original songs as my guitarist flaked on me. I also need singing lessons according to a recording studio that I recently went to. I sang with an Ink Spots member at the Miramar Hotel for five years. He was my Manager. I also sang Japanese at the Hyatt Regency hotel in Waikiki Hawaii. I took a break from the biz because three of my Managers fell in love with me, and I never slept with them. I want some respect for what I do period. I hope that I can find that. If you hit on me once, I will walk. If this interests you, then email me."
Seriously .... what the fuck?