Drudgery
Today I started a two week temp job perming hair. Yep, I'm perming hair. I was shocked too. What does this have to do with chemistry you ask? The company is re-formulating a product (not the perm solution). So I damage the hair, by perming it, and they test their product.
So today I didn't actually perm. I mastered the art of washing hair, and rolling it. And those little end papers? They look easy to put on, but they're not.
Since I mastered the art of rolling and washing today, and tomorrow I will master the art of perming. I have decided to open my own salon. I am now taking appointments. Below is the schedule for my first day, along with rates and the TV shows that will be playing at the time. Feel free to sign up.
Grand Opening For Heather's Hair Emporium
12th of Never
8:00 AM Air Show, Featuring the Flying Piglet Troupe
1:00 PM Daemons on Ice
6:00 PM Jerry Springer Show: Families that Love and Respect Each Other
Prices:
Short-Medium Hair: More than you can afford
Long Hair: More than you can imagine
Note: I am willing to make deals for friends.