2nd - [video]
[The SFC flicks on to show a relatively excited face. He's not really excited, though. He's just bored and decided to troll people.]
Hey guys, check this out. I taught my fairy a few tricks! Watch this.
[He puts the SFC down and steps back, making sure the camera has a good view of both himself and his fairy.]
Okay, ready? [He turns to his fairy, pointing a finger at it.] Ted, levitate.
[...]
Glow.
[...]
Be perfectly still.
[...]
Eh? Pretty good, right? Now, for the best one.
[He steps in front of his fairy for a moment, blocking it from view. Apparently, he's doing something to it. When he steps back again, a tissue with a 'X_X' smiley doodled on it is covering the fairy. Remember the kids who used a blanket for their Halloween costume? This is infinitely better, because the tiny 'ghost' is actually floating and emitting a glow.]
Ted, play dead.
[...]
Good boy! Very convincing show! I'd give you a treat, but you don't seem to eat any food. Ever.
Hey guys, check this out. I taught my fairy a few tricks! Watch this.
[He puts the SFC down and steps back, making sure the camera has a good view of both himself and his fairy.]
Okay, ready? [He turns to his fairy, pointing a finger at it.] Ted, levitate.
[...]
Glow.
[...]
Be perfectly still.
[...]
Eh? Pretty good, right? Now, for the best one.
[He steps in front of his fairy for a moment, blocking it from view. Apparently, he's doing something to it. When he steps back again, a tissue with a 'X_X' smiley doodled on it is covering the fairy. Remember the kids who used a blanket for their Halloween costume? This is infinitely better, because the tiny 'ghost' is actually floating and emitting a glow.]
Ted, play dead.
[...]
Good boy! Very convincing show! I'd give you a treat, but you don't seem to eat any food. Ever.