Friending Policy

[blamebrampton]

Hi Friends, LJ Users, Nigerian Scammers, Russian Bots and sundry others

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[adores_draco]

Dear Ms Brammers

My new pink My Little Pony has the CUTEST plaits eveHH!!!

Lots of love from me, Pink Pony and all the Russian bots!

Yours sincerely

adores_draco

PS I'd add some hearts but fortunately I've no idea how that's done. *snickers*

[blamebrampton]

Hush you, I have more dodgy Malfoy mpreg fic to post and I will dedicate it to you if you are not careful ;-)

[adores_draco]

"I hereby dedicate this rimming scene to my dear old friend/colleague/acquaintance X." Nope, doesn't sound quite right. *giggles stupidly*

I should be ashamed of myself! Occasionally I am, but probably not often enough... ;)

Could HE be pregnant?!? *points to the cuuuuute icon by the talented Yumekutteikt* Maybe a chaste kiss to that sweet and innocent face. *nods*

[blamebrampton]

No! He is off to the shops to buy chocolate! mpreg should not happen to nice little blonds!

[adores_draco]

He is a sweetheart, but I wouldn't actually mind some dodgy mpreg dedicated to me... :) I can see him craving chocolate and eating chalk.