"Keep your eyes open and your head up..."
x I love my life
And all the people in it
Including you.
Friday - Lovely.
Saturday - Even better.
Sunday - So far undetermined.
x My favorite cashiers ask me if I know someone named T-bone.
The best kids to criticize skateboard outside of Starbucks.
The coolest boys order cheeseburgers without meat and smoke cigarettes down to the filter.
x For now, the best place in the world is Six Pockets. And this time Ash hung out with us there, which was a pleasure.
x "This is our song, Steph..."
From a Jamaican-British hybrid band??
If you say so...
x "YOU'RE CUT OFF!!"
x I've discovered that the older guy I fell in love with is actually only 18.
But... he's definately Ash's potential husband
And blondes always win in the end.
"You've got to do your strip dance for us!"
x Speaking of potential husbands, BestFriend's goes by the name of Snappy.
Ya want fluffy hair, he's got it.
"Can I get a hug, my mom never hugs me."
x TreadmillSean tried to join the Air Force...
And was told that he's too fat.
Poor guy.
x "He could be cross-eyed, staggering down the street and..."
"...and he'd just say 'I'm giving in to it'."
x I never thought that wiggers could possibly be attractive
Until tonight.
Too bad they can't just keep their mouths shut and look pretty.
"What's your name, girl?"
"What'you girls gigglin' about?"
x ChrisFromElectronics probably looks the most normal out of everyone in the group.
He also happens to be a complete psycho who weilds knives on girls who don't want to date him.
x Ash's name is perfect
Because her cigarette ashes always land about a foot away from the ashtray.
x "That's like your friendship...
Straight and Twisted!"