Killing Time
So, I'm just doing this because I've got nothing else to do until Nick comes to pick me up, and I hate waiting. So I'll kill some time. What's new in the life of Rich Tullo? Absofuckinglutely nothing. Grand Theft Auto San Andreas has improved/ruined my life. I feel tougher after playing it. This morning i sat inside of a ruined building with a rocket launcher and shot people with it, for 25 minutes. The cops didn't hit me once until they sent a helicopter after me. You have to be a total badass in real life to pull off shit that crazy in a video game. Cause like, come on. A rocket launcher? That shit is whack. But it's also ruining my life because i play it all the time. And the other day i was driving, and a cop car passed me. And i got real nervous, like they were gonna ram into me. And then i was going to have to speed away real fast and get to a body shop so they could give me a new paint job so the cops wouldn't recognize me. It's consuming my soul. Hm, what else? This year seems to be going smoothly so far. Nothing huge has happened yet. I'm sure it will though. It's just the calm before the storm. It's like my life is just a vacuum of exciting, lol. Nothing happens, like, ever. Except for that I have the most ridiculous lunch table in the world. I can't even explain it, the most amazing things happen. Sometimes i don't think they're real.