Stolen from CG UNIT (candace Gregory)
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]? yeah, lots, probably too much
Do you party a lot? How often?: Mostly anyday there is a party, I usually drink/smoke pot atleast once every second day if not everyday
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: yeah but I've been trying not to as much lately
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: alot actually
Do you skip classes? How often?: not really, school is important to me, and when you're fucking academic if you miss over 10 days you're fukkkkkked
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: noperz
Do you steal?: not usually, sometimes from VV but yeah that's pretty much it, and if it's funny, like roadsigns and that kind of stuff, fire extinguishers you know, the usual
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: usually, I'm a hoe bag
Do you drool over celebrities?: not usually
Do you watch a lot of TV?: when I'm stuck at my mom's I turn it on and go to sleep... does it count as watching it?
Do you ever watch the News?: not usually unless I'm talking to my Dad while he's watching it
Do you even care about world issues?: yeah, almost to a sad degree
Do you read books often?: yes, I love to read
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: nope not a one
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: I try to
Do you smoke cigarettes?: nope, fuck that shit
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: only when parked being cool as I am
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: I've had 2 crushes for over a year now and I'm not sure if either know, and I've been growing a new crush, but I will never make anything out of it
Do you cuss a lot?: yeah and I hate when I do it in public without noticing and people give me bad looks
Are you desperate to fit in?: no but sometimes I wish I could just fit in then I realize that I shouldn't give a fuck because I'm myself and they're not
Are you intelligent?: not really
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: yeah 2 kinds, I love it but it scares most people
Black eyeliner?: yeah definatly, I feel weird without it
Black eyeshadow?: yeah, it's the only kind I have other than green
Black trenchcoat?: yeah I have 2 and a grey one
Black boots?: yeah I love them with the zippers, I wish they weren't so high so I could wear them more often
Black fishnets?: yeah I love them with my skirts
Black nail polish?: I wish I could find some on this stupid island that didn't suck shit
Cigarettes?: SICK SICK SICK send it back
Heavy metal music?: luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuve it
Marilyn Manson?: yeah he's hawt
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: why waste time hating things, they're always gonna be there, GET USED TO IT
Are you an intellectual?: I've been told so, my own opinion? I don't think so
An atheist?: I really don't know
Horrible home life?: depends on your definition of horrible....it's livable
Hopelessly depressed?: depends on how well you know me
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: ...
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: lots, blankets, pants, skirts, belts, and shirts
Big black boots?: yeah and I loooooove them
Mohawk?: I wish faux hawk sometimes
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: nope but I wish I could
Loud, confident and opinionated?: oh yeah baybeeee
Wild hair colors?: I have 2?
NOFX?: yeah but not so much anymore
Rancid?: definatly love them
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: mostly
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: above average
Do you watch a lot of sports?: football, some hockey, and that kind of jazz
Play a lot of sports?: nope! used to play hockey and basketball, and I used to figure skate and all that
Talk a lot about sports?: with people who would know what I'm talking about
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yes
Are you arrogant?: sometimes
Are you a male or female whore?: nope
Are you homophobic?: no? why the hell would I be
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: I don't feel the need to draw attention to other people
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: no definatly not
Boobs = yes?: I have some...
Parties = yes?: Party = my life
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: fuck that
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: yeah sometimes
Have you ever been on a diet?: yes lots
How much did you lose?: I used to weigh 200+ I weigh like 145 now
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: yeah sometimes it got out fo control
Make yourself throw up?: not anymore
Make-up?: yes lots
Low-cut tops?: yeah like all of mine are other than my band shirts
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: 36/38 C/D
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: sometimes
Giggle a lot?: yeah unfortunatly
What's the deal with boys?: Some are hawt. Most... assholes
Thongs?: not really:S
Pretty bras?: nope
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: yes
Who's the weaker sex?: Male, definatly
Are you a feminist?: yeah to a degree
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: nope, hate abs
How often do you shave your legs?: everyday
How about your armpits?: everyday
Are you emotional?: can be, try not to be
Especially when on your period?: nope, usually just quiet (I know it's strange)
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?:I am always myself no matter who I am around, accept it or get the fuck away from me, that's acceptance for yah
Independence or Companionship?: both work
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: extrovert when it comes to people introvert when it comes to family
Popularity or Isolation?: Whatever comes natural, I'm not going to change to be popular, but Isolation definatly bites the big one!
Unique or Loved?: That is the stupidest question I have ever heard you can be unique and be loved what kind of jock assed prep made this fucking thing up
Understood or Individual?: stupid fucking question
You or Them?: them
Do you drink [alcohol]? yeah, lots, probably too much
Do you party a lot? How often?: Mostly anyday there is a party, I usually drink/smoke pot atleast once every second day if not everyday
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: yeah but I've been trying not to as much lately
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: alot actually
Do you skip classes? How often?: not really, school is important to me, and when you're fucking academic if you miss over 10 days you're fukkkkkked
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: noperz
Do you steal?: not usually, sometimes from VV but yeah that's pretty much it, and if it's funny, like roadsigns and that kind of stuff, fire extinguishers you know, the usual
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: usually, I'm a hoe bag
Do you drool over celebrities?: not usually
Do you watch a lot of TV?: when I'm stuck at my mom's I turn it on and go to sleep... does it count as watching it?
Do you ever watch the News?: not usually unless I'm talking to my Dad while he's watching it
Do you even care about world issues?: yeah, almost to a sad degree
Do you read books often?: yes, I love to read
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: nope not a one
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: I try to
Do you smoke cigarettes?: nope, fuck that shit
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: only when parked being cool as I am
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: I've had 2 crushes for over a year now and I'm not sure if either know, and I've been growing a new crush, but I will never make anything out of it
Do you cuss a lot?: yeah and I hate when I do it in public without noticing and people give me bad looks
Are you desperate to fit in?: no but sometimes I wish I could just fit in then I realize that I shouldn't give a fuck because I'm myself and they're not
Are you intelligent?: not really
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: yeah 2 kinds, I love it but it scares most people
Black eyeliner?: yeah definatly, I feel weird without it
Black eyeshadow?: yeah, it's the only kind I have other than green
Black trenchcoat?: yeah I have 2 and a grey one
Black boots?: yeah I love them with the zippers, I wish they weren't so high so I could wear them more often
Black fishnets?: yeah I love them with my skirts
Black nail polish?: I wish I could find some on this stupid island that didn't suck shit
Cigarettes?: SICK SICK SICK send it back
Heavy metal music?: luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuve it
Marilyn Manson?: yeah he's hawt
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: why waste time hating things, they're always gonna be there, GET USED TO IT
Are you an intellectual?: I've been told so, my own opinion? I don't think so
An atheist?: I really don't know
Horrible home life?: depends on your definition of horrible....it's livable
Hopelessly depressed?: depends on how well you know me
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: ...
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: lots, blankets, pants, skirts, belts, and shirts
Big black boots?: yeah and I loooooove them
Mohawk?: I wish faux hawk sometimes
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: nope but I wish I could
Loud, confident and opinionated?: oh yeah baybeeee
Wild hair colors?: I have 2?
NOFX?: yeah but not so much anymore
Rancid?: definatly love them
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: mostly
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: above average
Do you watch a lot of sports?: football, some hockey, and that kind of jazz
Play a lot of sports?: nope! used to play hockey and basketball, and I used to figure skate and all that
Talk a lot about sports?: with people who would know what I'm talking about
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yes
Are you arrogant?: sometimes
Are you a male or female whore?: nope
Are you homophobic?: no? why the hell would I be
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: I don't feel the need to draw attention to other people
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: no definatly not
Boobs = yes?: I have some...
Parties = yes?: Party = my life
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: fuck that
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: yeah sometimes
Have you ever been on a diet?: yes lots
How much did you lose?: I used to weigh 200+ I weigh like 145 now
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: yeah sometimes it got out fo control
Make yourself throw up?: not anymore
Make-up?: yes lots
Low-cut tops?: yeah like all of mine are other than my band shirts
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: 36/38 C/D
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: sometimes
Giggle a lot?: yeah unfortunatly
What's the deal with boys?: Some are hawt. Most... assholes
Thongs?: not really:S
Pretty bras?: nope
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: yes
Who's the weaker sex?: Male, definatly
Are you a feminist?: yeah to a degree
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: nope, hate abs
How often do you shave your legs?: everyday
How about your armpits?: everyday
Are you emotional?: can be, try not to be
Especially when on your period?: nope, usually just quiet (I know it's strange)
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?:I am always myself no matter who I am around, accept it or get the fuck away from me, that's acceptance for yah
Independence or Companionship?: both work
Stability or Freedom?: freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: extrovert when it comes to people introvert when it comes to family
Popularity or Isolation?: Whatever comes natural, I'm not going to change to be popular, but Isolation definatly bites the big one!
Unique or Loved?: That is the stupidest question I have ever heard you can be unique and be loved what kind of jock assed prep made this fucking thing up
Understood or Individual?: stupid fucking question
You or Them?: them