The Big Apple!!
You know, sometimes I think I'm just like too alternative for these FUCKING REDNECK TOWNS! I'm moving to the big apple tomorrow to pursue my modelling and acting career. Maybe in the big apple Geroge W. Retard won't be shoved down my throat. Sometimes, just because I have a green and blue jacket, fucking rednecks get out of their PICKUP TRUCK and beat me with wiffle ball bats. So I will see all of you later if I ever leave the bright lights of Broadway and return to this RACIST FUCKING HELLHOLE. Thank God I won't be harrassed anymore by FUCKING CHRISTIANS and I can work on my runway walk and hand in a few scripts to Steven Spielberg. I am going places so FUCK ALL OF YOU.