"A LITTLE PLUMBING! PLUMB THE DEPTHS. THE DEPTHS OF HELL."
Larry David is a brilliant man.
Life is good people. Very relaxing living these past few months. Music is good.
I love humans. We make no sense. The other night I was delivering a pizza to this condo and this little girl around the age of four opens the door. "DADDY!!! MOMMY DADDY IS HOME!!" "Ummm I'm sorry I'm not your daddy. I do have a pizza for you though." (brother takes pizza) "Mommy is upstairs with Uncle Frank! You should go up there daddy!" "Uhhhhhhh... um uh I'm sure she'll be right down." (her brother yelling in the back "He ain't your daddy!") "Daddy come inside while you wait!" "No I'm perfectly fine. Not your daddy. I uh.. yeah." "MOMMY DADDY IS HERE!!!" this continues for a few minutes until mommy finally comes down PUTTING ON A ROBE HALFWAY DOWN THE STAIRS and gives me a 20, slams the door and yells "GIRL THAT AIN'T EVEN YOUR DADDY!"
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!
So I would love it if anyone who happens to read this would buy street fighter aniversary collection for xbox and play street fighter 2 with me online. Really. The people on there kick my ass. They have mastered being cheap.
My house has been repainted on the inside. Fumes suck. Does fumar mean to smoke in spanish?
I took 2 years of spanish and the only things I know are mota and prendido. Fumar la mota=muy prendido. See? No wonder I can't even remember my own name.
Livejournal. Why do I have one? They exist so that people can broadcast their happyness or emo-ness to the world. They cure boredom. I only use this shite when I have absolutely nothing else to do. I have nobody to broadcast to like the Athens kids (you know who I'm talking about. Yeah you know. Thems.) In Athens lj and myspace and friendster and whatever the hell else are means of meeting people or winning people over with silly paragraphs and references. Or COME SEE MY BAND AND GIVE ME S E TRIPLE X. Other people use livejournal as an artistic outlet. No thanks. Note: I no longer post lyrics on this shite. Thank God. Lastly there are people who use it to express the things they'd rather not say for various reasons. People hate being specific. Back in highschool and early college I know I'd always use LJ to express lady business without being specific. Luckily I got a brain and realized social interaction shouldn't be done through print. Especially publicly. In conclusion: Larry David.
Life is good people. Very relaxing living these past few months. Music is good.
I love humans. We make no sense. The other night I was delivering a pizza to this condo and this little girl around the age of four opens the door. "DADDY!!! MOMMY DADDY IS HOME!!" "Ummm I'm sorry I'm not your daddy. I do have a pizza for you though." (brother takes pizza) "Mommy is upstairs with Uncle Frank! You should go up there daddy!" "Uhhhhhhh... um uh I'm sure she'll be right down." (her brother yelling in the back "He ain't your daddy!") "Daddy come inside while you wait!" "No I'm perfectly fine. Not your daddy. I uh.. yeah." "MOMMY DADDY IS HERE!!!" this continues for a few minutes until mommy finally comes down PUTTING ON A ROBE HALFWAY DOWN THE STAIRS and gives me a 20, slams the door and yells "GIRL THAT AIN'T EVEN YOUR DADDY!"
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!
So I would love it if anyone who happens to read this would buy street fighter aniversary collection for xbox and play street fighter 2 with me online. Really. The people on there kick my ass. They have mastered being cheap.
My house has been repainted on the inside. Fumes suck. Does fumar mean to smoke in spanish?
I took 2 years of spanish and the only things I know are mota and prendido. Fumar la mota=muy prendido. See? No wonder I can't even remember my own name.
Livejournal. Why do I have one? They exist so that people can broadcast their happyness or emo-ness to the world. They cure boredom. I only use this shite when I have absolutely nothing else to do. I have nobody to broadcast to like the Athens kids (you know who I'm talking about. Yeah you know. Thems.) In Athens lj and myspace and friendster and whatever the hell else are means of meeting people or winning people over with silly paragraphs and references. Or COME SEE MY BAND AND GIVE ME S E TRIPLE X. Other people use livejournal as an artistic outlet. No thanks. Note: I no longer post lyrics on this shite. Thank God. Lastly there are people who use it to express the things they'd rather not say for various reasons. People hate being specific. Back in highschool and early college I know I'd always use LJ to express lady business without being specific. Luckily I got a brain and realized social interaction shouldn't be done through print. Especially publicly. In conclusion: Larry David.