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So I was (/am) trying to think up a story to do for spanish, when I remembered that we had to write these stories back in Winchester that, for some reason, I have in my closet. I found the earliest one from first grade which is extreeemely amusing in its horrible-ness. You are warned.
Once upon a time there was a little kitten. She had no home. Her parents died when she was small. It all started when she was little. A mean king ruled the land. The little kitten had no one to protect her. She wanted a friend. She noticed a cat was behind the castle. The cat was looking for a friend too. Together they found a leprechaun.
They went to get some food. While they were gone a guard got close to the leprechaun. The guard almost got him, but the leprechaun hopped across the rainbow. When the friends came back they said 'where is the leprechaun?'
The leprechaun was tying the guard up. And they never saw the guard again. The leprechaun became the friend of the kitten and the cat. The friends were in the woods. The leprechaun had a dog. And the cat had a turtle. The turtle's name was Max. The dog's name was Goldey. They asked their friend the dog for a boat. They sailed off.
They came to some pirates. They tried to steer away, but the wheel would not turn. When they saw the pirates the leprechaun said nothing. The dog said nothing. The turtle said 'Aaaaaaaa.' The Cat said 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.' The pirates did not notice that it was raining on them the rain got so heavy that it sank the boat. The cat did not notice there was a hole in their boat. 'What will we do?' asked the cat. The cat had a towel, but it went out through the hole in the boat. It floated to an island that was near.
They saw a dolphin. The towel was flying by. The leprechaun said 'fetch boy.' The dolphin did. They put the towel in the hole. "We are saved' said the kitten. They rode back home.
the end
I think if I submitted something like that I would get an F. Haha it makes NO sense.
god so much homework to do...
Once upon a time there was a little kitten. She had no home. Her parents died when she was small. It all started when she was little. A mean king ruled the land. The little kitten had no one to protect her. She wanted a friend. She noticed a cat was behind the castle. The cat was looking for a friend too. Together they found a leprechaun.
They went to get some food. While they were gone a guard got close to the leprechaun. The guard almost got him, but the leprechaun hopped across the rainbow. When the friends came back they said 'where is the leprechaun?'
The leprechaun was tying the guard up. And they never saw the guard again. The leprechaun became the friend of the kitten and the cat. The friends were in the woods. The leprechaun had a dog. And the cat had a turtle. The turtle's name was Max. The dog's name was Goldey. They asked their friend the dog for a boat. They sailed off.
They came to some pirates. They tried to steer away, but the wheel would not turn. When they saw the pirates the leprechaun said nothing. The dog said nothing. The turtle said 'Aaaaaaaa.' The Cat said 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.' The pirates did not notice that it was raining on them the rain got so heavy that it sank the boat. The cat did not notice there was a hole in their boat. 'What will we do?' asked the cat. The cat had a towel, but it went out through the hole in the boat. It floated to an island that was near.
They saw a dolphin. The towel was flying by. The leprechaun said 'fetch boy.' The dolphin did. They put the towel in the hole. "We are saved' said the kitten. They rode back home.
the end
I think if I submitted something like that I would get an F. Haha it makes NO sense.
god so much homework to do...