La di da.
So I got really bored when I was waiting for the Cox guy to troubleshoot my cable troubles. So I made up a little story in the half hour waiting period of cheesy elevator music. Featuring Bernard, Mr Sniffle Cure, and Simon.
Bernard was bored one day. He decided it was time to shake things up a bit, and cause a little ruckus.
He saw that all was peaceful in the Huggins' household, and took it upon himself to make a flying leap towards the bed.
Once there, he had to make his next move.
He felt himself slipping off of the comforter, and then remembered all he had learned in gymnastics class. He threw himself into a full assault tumble.
Once he landed on his back again, he was trying to contemplate what to do next.
He sat up quickly, and spotted the cute little kitty lying peacefully on top of all the remote controls.
Once he had rendered Simon unconcious, he moved onto his next target. Mr Sniffle Cure. This bear pissed him off. He was always getting more snuggle time.
Then he realized he had been spotted.
It was then he realized that a life of crime was not for him, and his only choice was to join the ranks of Hollywood. He got himself a pair of enormous sunglasses and lived out his days amongst the beautiful people.
The End.
God I am a fucking loser.
Bernard was bored one day. He decided it was time to shake things up a bit, and cause a little ruckus.
He saw that all was peaceful in the Huggins' household, and took it upon himself to make a flying leap towards the bed.
Once there, he had to make his next move.
He felt himself slipping off of the comforter, and then remembered all he had learned in gymnastics class. He threw himself into a full assault tumble.
Once he landed on his back again, he was trying to contemplate what to do next.
He sat up quickly, and spotted the cute little kitty lying peacefully on top of all the remote controls.
Once he had rendered Simon unconcious, he moved onto his next target. Mr Sniffle Cure. This bear pissed him off. He was always getting more snuggle time.
Then he realized he had been spotted.
It was then he realized that a life of crime was not for him, and his only choice was to join the ranks of Hollywood. He got himself a pair of enormous sunglasses and lived out his days amongst the beautiful people.
The End.
God I am a fucking loser.