Stronzo!

[blaising_fury]

I have been viciously attacked by a GRYFFINDOR

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[pure_nobility]

Colin Creevey did that? It looks very painful. Of all the Gryffindor nerve.

[blaising_fury]

Yes he did. And it IS. I daresay payback will be more than hellish.

[pure_nobility]

It's a pity that there is no use in marring his face. I fear no one would really notice.

[blaising_fury]

It might actually be some sort of improvement. We can't have that.

[pure_nobility]

Too true. But it appears he has four functioning limbs, which seems generous, given the damage he is capable of with his arms.

[blaising_fury]

He should be de-limbed.

[pure_nobility]

For the saftey of all the beautiful people, I agree.

[blaising_fury]

Perhaps we ought to have Crabbe and Goyle walk in front of us at all times now.

[pure_nobility]

I haven't done that for many years, but it used to work quite well.

And true, they are certainly not at risk.

[blaising_fury]

I know, which is why such a move would be unexpected at this point in time.

Certainly not at risk.

[pure_nobility]

I will see if I can rouse them from their post-dinner sugar coma.

[blaising_fury]

Brilliant. Do everything in your power to rouse them as upholding the integrity of our handsomeness depends on it.

[pure_nobility]

I have chocolate-scented smelling salts, so never you fear. Our handsomeness will not be jeopardised, even if you are temporarily at an ever so slight disadvantage.

[blaising_fury]

You are truly inventive. No, Draco, I am not at a disadvantage. Ladies find black eyes to be quite mysterious and I daresay that I have a slight edge over you.

[pure_nobility]

I thank you. I do feel I possess quite an imaginative mind.

Hmm. Should I not rouse Goyle and Crabbe then, if you find the black eye adds to your appeal and supposed edge?

[blaising_fury]

You are quite welcome.

You still should. One can never be too careful, after all.