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Camping is oh so much fun!
Not only do we have no wands, but are stuck with stupid bloody muggle contraptions that are ridiculously confusing to put up. This is work for House Elves, not high-classed wizards!
And Snape, what I ask is up with Snape? He has it in for me I swear, he's already given me one detention this year, that I had to serve with Goyle. And he's just waiting to spring another on me. Why doesn't he go and pester those damn Gryffindor's instead of Mortale and I? Better yet, why didn't he blast DeMorte, who was only sitting on his arse doing fuck all!.
This trip is going to be hellish, I think I'd much prefer to be home with Father.
Theodore where are those supplies you were bringing? I think I shall start early, drown myself in delicious thoughts brought on by heavenly liquids.
Not only do we have no wands, but are stuck with stupid bloody muggle contraptions that are ridiculously confusing to put up. This is work for House Elves, not high-classed wizards!
And Snape, what I ask is up with Snape? He has it in for me I swear, he's already given me one detention this year, that I had to serve with Goyle. And he's just waiting to spring another on me. Why doesn't he go and pester those damn Gryffindor's instead of Mortale and I? Better yet, why didn't he blast DeMorte, who was only sitting on his arse doing fuck all!.
This trip is going to be hellish, I think I'd much prefer to be home with Father.
Theodore where are those supplies you were bringing? I think I shall start early, drown myself in delicious thoughts brought on by heavenly liquids.