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[blaise_is_sex]

I can't say that I've been this unamused in ages.

There are some things that should not be toyed with, and a man's treasured posessions are one of those things. Obviously, there were some items that will may be easily replaced. However, there were also a number of rarities and classics that I will probably NEVER find another copy of

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[nottimpressed]

There's always substitution.

[blaise_is_sex]

Do you know of any lesbians?

[nottimpressed]

Unfortunately there seems to be a shortage of lesbians in Hogwarts.

[blaise_is_sex]

I could find some converts.

[nottimpressed]

Or you could settle.

[blaise_is_sex]

Settle?

[nottimpressed]

There are other ways of entertaining oneself that are not entirely reliant on himself.

[blaise_is_sex]

I see.

[nottimpressed]

What are you doing besides fuming, darling?

[blaise_is_sex]

Sulking.

[nottimpressed]

Now, now, we can't have that. You are far too attractive to sulk.

[blaise_is_sex]

I'll do it in a manly fashion, then.

Did you know that I had a 1987 edition of Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them with Candy Strumpelt on the cover?

[nottimpressed]

Yes, but just imagine what condition those breasts are in now.

[blaise_is_sex]

But did you see them then?

[nottimpressed]

They weren't that impressive.

But if you really won't quit harping on it, I have an idea.

[blaise_is_sex]

Fine. I'll hear it. Where?