May 07, 2007 12:37
Wasn't at the match this past weekend, because there were more important things to do in the form of the ten-foot essay notating, comparing and contrasting the histories, forms and uses of Celtic Runes versus Egyptian Hieroglyphs. That being said, well-played, Ravenclaw. I suppose you're the lesser of the two evils in some ways, when it comes to certain players.
Also, to state the obvious, I am not dead yet, despite all predictions to the contrary. Sorry to disappoint those who are disappointed by the news, and yet not.
The girls in younger years in the Common Room who are squeeing over Julius Harper bloody better stop. You know who you are. Not everyone wants to know what you'd do to him if he were Imperiused and you were legal. Those things called NEWTs that you're all bound to flunk if you keep it up? Are right around the corner for me. So, do us all a favour and take it elsewhere. Or better yet, shut the hell up about it.
Thanks to those who complimented me on the paper. I am glad not to disappoint you. To those who were hoping that it would be a disaster, I am happy that your hopes have been dashed.
Tracey Davis, drag yourself away from whichever sod you're currently cooing at and come over here. I want a word.