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RECTUM STRETCHER
> >
> > While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed
> >over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying
> >in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
> >patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To
> >which she replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do
> >you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A
> >what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
> >Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
> >two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
> >from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
> >surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell
> >do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun
> >and park him behind a bridge..."
> > Traffic Ticket $95.00
> > Court Costs $45.00
> > Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS
> >
> > While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed
> >over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying
> >in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
> >patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To
> >which she replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do
> >you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A
> >what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
> >Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
> >two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work
> >from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
> >surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell
> >do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun
> >and park him behind a bridge..."
> > Traffic Ticket $95.00
> > Court Costs $45.00
> > Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS