being sober sucks and now I have a tail
I woke up hugging a statue. Covered in green paint and glitter. I eventually remembered that I got completely piss drunk and decided to ambush people with balloons filled with green paint and glitter. And then I go and fall on them, covering myself in it. Then I go and run though the school like a bloody maniac after being dubbed as the Green Statue Troll by Bertha. And now the first years practically piss themselves whenever I pass by. Cassie and I got to exuberant when spreading our St Patty's Day cheer. And now the two of us are all tied up in this house elf-world domination thing. I really should get drunk more often, its loads of fun.
Oh and the "paint" wasn't really paint. Upon closer inspection, it was actually a botched up potion I swiped from Slughorn. So anyone who came in contact with it may be experiencing some unusual effects. And now I have to transfigure my clothes to accommodate the tail that's growing out of my arse because nothing is working to get rid of it.
And now I have reason to believe that the professors are having educational orgys in the staff lounge. Gee thanks for all the nightmares this will surely bring Cassie.
Oh and the "paint" wasn't really paint. Upon closer inspection, it was actually a botched up potion I swiped from Slughorn. So anyone who came in contact with it may be experiencing some unusual effects. And now I have to transfigure my clothes to accommodate the tail that's growing out of my arse because nothing is working to get rid of it.
And now I have reason to believe that the professors are having educational orgys in the staff lounge. Gee thanks for all the nightmares this will surely bring Cassie.