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[babyhummel]

Hi, Blaine!

...I didn't really have anything to say, I just wanted to say hi! I love you! Almost as much as Kurt, wink-wink! *giggles*

[blainewanderson]

I love you too, sister golden hair! And I hope so, we are family now!

[babyhummel]

Totally! We're gonna be the most awesomest family ever!

...wasn't 'sister golden hair' like, a 70s song about sex, or something? o.O Not that I think you meant it like that or anything, I just--I'm just gonna stop talking, now.

[blainewanderson]

I think so too. [he giggled] Honestly, I don't know, I just like the song. And I wouldn't talk about the 's' word in front of Kurt's little sister!

[babyhummel]

Oh, come on! I'm fourteen, not four! I know about sex. Probably more than Kurt. ...well, straight sex, anyway. I don't want to know about gay sex, because--just, eww.

[blainewanderson]

Lol, honey it's not ewwww, trust me! But anyway we shouldn't be talking about this! You are too young!

[babyhummel]

No, trust me, it is eww, from my point-of-view. I do not want to think about my brother having sex. With, like, anyone. No offense. It would be just as gross thinking about him with a girl if he were straight.

[blainewanderson]

That I get. And think less about sex, hon, you have a long time for that, and only one chance for a first time, so make sure it is right.

[babyhummel]

I'm not thinking about sex. I mean, I guess, in an academic way I am, but, it's not like I--OK, you're right, now it's getting weird. I don't think about sex all the time.

Although it's kinda obvious that you and Kurt sorta do. [innocent face]

[blainewanderson]

When two people are properly married, they can do whatever they want regarding sex. Until then, nickel between your knees, please. And I'm keeping an eye on Flanagan. He has sex addict written all over his chipmunk cheeks.

[babyhummel]

Okay, Dad, thanks for the PSA. "Nickel between your--" what? You are like, stuck in the 40s, aren't you?

He does NOT! He's fantastic and sweet and leave him alone, Blaine! ...and please, for the love of God, don't say anything to him about--about--whatever. Him and me. I don't need your help, or your "help", or anything. God. [She's mortified like only a teenaged little sister can be.]

[blainewanderson]

It's good advice young lady, just remember it!

Mmm...I'll keep quiet for now, but I am keeping an eye on him. The ones that look so cute and innocent are the real troublemakers.

[babyhummel]

Oh, I'm pretty sure I can't forget it. It's too absurd-sounding.

Here's hoping...