Comments Thus Far
In response to those pictures below:
(Jerret): You're a girl.
(Me): It's the hips.
(Jerret): You look like a lesbian.
(Jerret): What size pants do you wear, like 32?
(Me): 34. Again it's the hips.
(Jerret): You've got some child bearing hips for sure.
(Jerret): You could have a whole litter of puppies.
(Lorraine): You look like a girl.
(Mike): Get it curlier or cut different.
(Me): It's not cut at all.
(Mike): Yeah but it keeps the style of the last cut you had.
(Mike): Which totally doesn't work for you.
(Me): Hey nobody is cutting the front. I finally got that shit to mostly stay out of my face.
(Mike): You don't get the concept of a cut.
(Mike): It's not just trim here and there.
(Mike): It's cut this, layer that, brush here, straighten here, curl there.
Dude, you are so gay. =p
(Jerret): You should go emo. You could pull off the girl pants thing.
(Mike): Look into girl's jeans. Or a higher brand of mens.
(Me): Dude. These are Levis. They cost $40 a pair!
(Me): They just don't fit that well because I have hips and no crotch.
(Jerret): You're going to attract more girls than guys.
(Me): college all over again
(Jerret): Or straight guys.
(Me): What about confused bi guys?
(Jerret): Maybe.
(Me): Scott always did tell me I was the next best thing to a real girl. =p
(Jerret): Basically, yeah.
(Me): well what am I supposed to be?
(Jerret): an eunuch?
(Me): exactly
(Jerret): You'd be working for royalty if we were in ancient Mesopotamia. You're quite a catch.
(Jerret): Princesses. Queens.
(Me): Lesbian queens?
(Me): Hey I could totally be a lesbian.
(Me): It's straight girls I can't get into.
(Jerret): You're bi right.
(Me): No I'm 100% passive sexual.
(Jerret): You're a girl.
(Me): It's the hips.
(Jerret): You look like a lesbian.
(Jerret): What size pants do you wear, like 32?
(Me): 34. Again it's the hips.
(Jerret): You've got some child bearing hips for sure.
(Jerret): You could have a whole litter of puppies.
(Lorraine): You look like a girl.
(Mike): Get it curlier or cut different.
(Me): It's not cut at all.
(Mike): Yeah but it keeps the style of the last cut you had.
(Mike): Which totally doesn't work for you.
(Me): Hey nobody is cutting the front. I finally got that shit to mostly stay out of my face.
(Mike): You don't get the concept of a cut.
(Mike): It's not just trim here and there.
(Mike): It's cut this, layer that, brush here, straighten here, curl there.
Dude, you are so gay. =p
(Jerret): You should go emo. You could pull off the girl pants thing.
(Mike): Look into girl's jeans. Or a higher brand of mens.
(Me): Dude. These are Levis. They cost $40 a pair!
(Me): They just don't fit that well because I have hips and no crotch.
(Jerret): You're going to attract more girls than guys.
(Me): college all over again
(Jerret): Or straight guys.
(Me): What about confused bi guys?
(Jerret): Maybe.
(Me): Scott always did tell me I was the next best thing to a real girl. =p
(Jerret): Basically, yeah.
(Me): well what am I supposed to be?
(Jerret): an eunuch?
(Me): exactly
(Jerret): You'd be working for royalty if we were in ancient Mesopotamia. You're quite a catch.
(Jerret): Princesses. Queens.
(Me): Lesbian queens?
(Me): Hey I could totally be a lesbian.
(Me): It's straight girls I can't get into.
(Jerret): You're bi right.
(Me): No I'm 100% passive sexual.