Quote of the Day II

[blaiddshadow]

(09:27:10 PM) Me: I don't even want sex I want someone to go shopping with me
(09:27:15 PM) Mike: LOL
(09:27:15 PM) Me: I need a new faghag
(09:27:29 PM) Me: I should advertise on craigs list
(09:28:46 PM) Me: Must have good fashion sense to help me pick out clothes
(09:29:00 PM) Me: Must have chronic boyfriend problems for discussion of over chocolate ice cream sundaes
(09:29:20 PM) Me: Must like friend chicken.
(09:29:55 PM) Mike: friend chicken? :P
(09:30:09 PM) Me: maybe she's in PETA
(09:30:16 PM) Mike: LOL
(09:30:41 PM) Me: maybe she has a chicken for a spirit guide
(09:30:44 PM) Me: who are you to judge?
(09:31:01 PM) Mike: Maybe she had a past life as a chicken. :P
(09:31:32 PM) Mike: -facepalm-
(09:32:04 PM) Me: WHAT CHICKENS HAVE SOULS TOO
(09:33:02 PM) Me: Oh Father, Lord of the Forest, Master of All Beasts, Bless This Thy Rhode Island Red Hen That She May Lay Many Eggs For Mine Ethical Consumption
(09:33:46 PM) Me: That Her OffSpring Which I Do Not Eat Shall Be Fruitfull And Multiply Upon All the Earth
(09:34:51 PM) Me: So That Thine Other Children The Fox and Weasel Might Not Go Hungry On This Cold & Dreadful Winter
(09:35:02 PM) Mike: Oh Jesse.
(09:35:07 PM) Mike: You're hilarious when drunk
(09:35:27 PM) Me: FATHER, lend thy might to this chicken that she might defend her young from varmits
(09:35:49 PM) Me: and rise up as the mighty Celtic Warrior Chickens of Old Hibernia
(09:36:28 PM) Me: to the overthrow of mankind upon the earth
(09:37:00 PM) Me: until such time as Chickens discover the power of the atom and make lunar landings.