I have crack for you.

May 05, 2007 01:53

I have an icon drabble. It's cracktastic.

In case you don't remember:

For wins.

His Rose had wanted a fun and relaxing adventure, as opposed to the fun and life-threatening adventures they typically encountered.

She had decided that nothing could possibly go amuck at a zoo, and so he had taken her to the New New New San Diego zoo, the best zoo in all of time and space.

As it usually happened, something went amuck, and the Doctor and Rose found themselves surrounded by very large crocodiles, with very large teeth.

Backed into a corner resembling many other corners they'd been cornered in, the Doctor grasped Rose's hand.

"Well. This is relaxing," Rose snarled.

The Doctor pouted. "I didn't choose to visit a zoo!"

"Well, what are you gonna do?! Those crocodiles will stone cold eat a bitch!"

It's roughly 100-ish words, depending on if you count "a" or "the." It ends abruptly, but I ran out of words and couldn't be arsed to change things. Lazy drabbling wins. I love crack. More soon.Just guess which icon that's based on. ;P

Make it two!





"What," he asked, bewildered. "Did I spill something?" He looked down.

Rose's head snapped up and she choked on her tea.

"What? No. You didn't spill anything," she replied, her face flushing red.

"So...what was the dazed look for?"

Rose shook her head. "Just...spaced out."

He grinned slowly. Rose's eyes widened. "Right."

He shoved his hands in his pockets and shifted his stance slightly. Rose resolutely stared at the ceiling.

His grin widened, and Rose stood up abruptly, muttered something about rearranging her bathroom, and darted out the door.

The Doctor burst out laughing.

I should wear the leather trousers tomorrow, he thought.

fic

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