my last day in taipei (for now)

[blahgrldia]

me: i'll be like zhang ziyi. all martial arts. HOY-YAH!!!
(LATER)
me: my dream is to have my name appear on the screen. like..executive producer or director..or evn stunt double. anything!!! but not pornos...
stephu: haha a stunt double for pornos
me: yeah..i could be the porno ninja!!! (HOY-YAH!)

stephu: (looking for movies to watch) OOH! CROSSROADS! i have the best taste in movies.

babysitters club: they're not cool. WE'RE cool!

stephu gets low on the dance floor.
diana: stephu??? i cant see u..where r u???

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diana's ideal world:
have 3 dogs named Chad, Michael, and Murray (NO COPYING!)
there is no war. there is no global warming. no endagered animals. no pollution. enough fuel to last us for another 3 billion years.
hair that wont fall out. big boobs that dont hurt my back. booty that could kill. flexible enough to kiss my own ass.
executive producer and president/CEO of a large production company.
6 houses in various parts of the world. each named after a "Friends" character. the cleanest will be named monica.