Garrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! Boys are stupid...No girl should own one...
So, tonight Heather and I visit Joel and Dave, had a good little chit chat. Then I say that we're gonna go to Schooner's for a little bit then to the Tipsy. Well, We never made it to the Tipsy...That's fine. We got to hang out with Dave and D...And Cara...And Ryan...
Which brings me to the subject line...When I tell someone they are hot, and that I am finally ready to date again...They don't have to tell me that they are not ready to date...over... and over...and over....and over AGAIN! And they really shouldn't say "I would have sex with you..." especially after the I say "I wanna date, cuddle, do couple things with someone...I'm just not looking for a one night stand."
Guys, I can't live with them... I can't stop looking at them... but Christ sakes... At least I can stop talking to them! They are some of the stupidest creatures. NO OFFENSE TO MY GUY FRIENDS WHO ARE THE COOLEST DAMN BOYS ON THE PLANET! But Jesus, is sex the only thing that guys in the AV have to offer? If so...Maybe I'll just be a cat lady, even though I'm allergic to them, at least I won't have to hear dumb pick up lines (or comedy routines to be specific) and I wouldn't have to hear how great or how amazing they are in the bedroom...Because frankly Scarlett I just don't give a damn!
My guy friends tho.... Are the best! So Joshy-Poo, Dave, Joel Jason, Justin, Jake, Riley, anyone else I might have missed (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!) this whole ranting email has nothing on you! You guys are not bar scum...And that's that.
Which brings me to the subject line...When I tell someone they are hot, and that I am finally ready to date again...They don't have to tell me that they are not ready to date...over... and over...and over....and over AGAIN! And they really shouldn't say "I would have sex with you..." especially after the I say "I wanna date, cuddle, do couple things with someone...I'm just not looking for a one night stand."
Guys, I can't live with them... I can't stop looking at them... but Christ sakes... At least I can stop talking to them! They are some of the stupidest creatures. NO OFFENSE TO MY GUY FRIENDS WHO ARE THE COOLEST DAMN BOYS ON THE PLANET! But Jesus, is sex the only thing that guys in the AV have to offer? If so...Maybe I'll just be a cat lady, even though I'm allergic to them, at least I won't have to hear dumb pick up lines (or comedy routines to be specific) and I wouldn't have to hear how great or how amazing they are in the bedroom...Because frankly Scarlett I just don't give a damn!
My guy friends tho.... Are the best! So Joshy-Poo, Dave, Joel Jason, Justin, Jake, Riley, anyone else I might have missed (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!) this whole ranting email has nothing on you! You guys are not bar scum...And that's that.