Oh I Forgot the Navy....
Navy Recruiters have hit an all-time dumbass low. One showed up at my house yesterday and like any normal person I acted as though no one was home. Well, I watched him and he picked up the newspaper in the yard but then put it down. Most people would bring that up to the door but he didn't. Then he walks to the mailbox. He opens it up then takes out our mail. Ok, he's probably just going to bring that to the door...WRONG!!! He goes through it all slowly and carefully looking at each letter individually. Last I heard messing with other people's mail and/or mailbox was a felony. A felony will get you disbanded if you're in the military on a dishonorable discharge. I walked outside and got his card. I was gonna tell him I was gay and that he wouldn't want me but I didn't disgrace myself with that. My mom is supposed to call the office today and let them know what's going on with their recruiters. Wow...isn't our armed service great at hearing the word NO!!!! He told me to think about joining and I said, "I'm not gonna be thinking long." "Come on, just give it a chance." WTF!! I already said no. Well, that's my Navy encounter from yesterday. Hit me back......