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I was reading the magazine "Us" and this article in it cracked me up.
It's all about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. I tried to find it
online, but definatly couldn't. So yeah, here's the closest thing to
it:
Britney's Sex Obsession!
Picture #1- its a picture of her knees and she said, "They look like boobs...but they're my knees!"
Picture #2- britney's getting her makeup done and she mentioned to her makeup artist, "Our sex is so good! I've had sex three times today!"
Picture #3- her and kevin are standing outside. the caption says, "Spears catches her new man in the shower and wishes she could skip that night's show." she says, "Let's don't go. Let's just screw all day!"
Picture #4 (aka My Favorite!)- it's a picture of britney running on her treadmill. the caption says, "While on the treadmill, Spears says she and Federline just had a workout in the bedroom- three times!" Britney says, "I'm quick, WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU MA'AM!"
I don't know. there was just something about those pages that made me laughhh.
On that note, EVERY GUY SHOULD SEE THE MOVIE HITCH. Will Smith gives out some pretty good tips for you guys ;-)
Britney's Sex Obsession!
Picture #1- its a picture of her knees and she said, "They look like boobs...but they're my knees!"
Picture #2- britney's getting her makeup done and she mentioned to her makeup artist, "Our sex is so good! I've had sex three times today!"
Picture #3- her and kevin are standing outside. the caption says, "Spears catches her new man in the shower and wishes she could skip that night's show." she says, "Let's don't go. Let's just screw all day!"
Picture #4 (aka My Favorite!)- it's a picture of britney running on her treadmill. the caption says, "While on the treadmill, Spears says she and Federline just had a workout in the bedroom- three times!" Britney says, "I'm quick, WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU MA'AM!"
I don't know. there was just something about those pages that made me laughhh.
On that note, EVERY GUY SHOULD SEE THE MOVIE HITCH. Will Smith gives out some pretty good tips for you guys ;-)