I am so entertained

[blagh]

To the tune of Alouette:

Oluessa, ihan oluessa (Drunk, completely drunk) != (Alouette, gentille alouette)
Oluessa koko popula (The whole place is drunk) != (Alouette, je te plumerai)
Oluessa popula (The place is drunk) != (Je te plumerai la tete)
ihan koko popula (The whole entire place) != (Je te plumerai la tete)
kaljassa - kaljassa (In the beer, in the beer) != (Et la tete, et la tete)
Olvissa - Olvissa (In the Olvi, in the Olvi) != (etc...)
Koffissa - Koffissa (In the Koff, in the Koff)
Karhussa - Karhussa (In the Karhu, in the Karhu)
oo-oo-oo-oo (Oh-oh-oh-oh...) != (Ah-ah-ah-ah...)

Note: Olvi, Koff and Karhu are Finnish varieties of beer.