Jul 21, 2006 20:14
A large group of lingering Taliban soldiers is moving down a road when
they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: "One U.S. Marine
is better than 10 Taliban!" The Taliban commander quickly sends
10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle erupts,
then silence. The voice then calls out, "One U.S. Marine
is better than 100 Taliban!"
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the
dune and, instantly, a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of
battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out once more, "One U.S. Marine
is better than 1,000 Taliban!"
The enraged Taliban Commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them
across the dune.
Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle rages. Then
silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and,
with his dying words, tells his commander, "Don't send any more men!
It's a trap there are two Marines!"
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