Joach! Jesbert! Reese's! Rosse! You just can't make a good name out of Coach (or Robert)/Jesse, though that's not gonna stop us from trying.
There is no reason I should be as tired as I am right now, but bah. I offer a drabble I just wrote to commemorate the one actual canon slash pairing in the movie.
Title: No
Rating: G
Pairing: Uhhh one-sided Chessie if you squint a bit.
Word Count: 97
Beta: The utterly sexyriffic
xenafox.
Other Stuff: I'll totes do more later, I promise. XD
“No,” the younger man says firmly, crossing his arms and giving Robert a patented look.
“No you can’t, or no I can’t make you?”
“No to both.”
They give each other exasperated looks, neither consenting to budge and inch. Robert softens first.
“I wouldn’t let you fall.”
“I wouldn’t let you touch me.” Jesse turns and leaves, barely offering an excuse about finding Jimmy for his lessons. Robert sighs, rubbing his eyes, setting down the offered pair of skates, and wondering- not for the first time- what the hell Darren was on when he hired this guy.