Big Brother: Blades of Glory Edition part 4
Big Brother: Blades of Glory Edition part 4
Last time on Big Brother: Blades of Glory Edition.........
Stranz:(To Fairchild) You gotta help me. That Chazz is driving me up the wall.......
Fairchild: We can attack his heart..........we just need an extra person to help us...............
(Soon, as the car pulls up on the driveway, Hector comes out the car first. (Actually, Jimmy had thrown him out of the car for inappropiate contact.) Unbeknownst to him, Fairchild and Stranz were look at him.)
Fairchild:(in a chair, along with Stranz, facing the audience) Hector Pinkney!!!!!!!!!! He's PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!
Stranz: All we have to do is use him to do what we want, and in return, give him what HE wants!!!!!!
Jimmy:(To Chazz) Let me explain something to you. Stay away from Stranz and Fairchild. They are plotting something against you, I can tell.
Chazz: That's an understatement...............
(After Hector was done taking a shower and dressing up, Stranz and Fairchild came to him.)
Stranz:(To Hector) Hey, Hector. How are you doing?
Hector: What do you guys want?
Stranz:(to Hector) Hector, why don't we first have a little talk and get to know each other....sound good?
Fairchild: Yeah, it'll take a minute..........
Hector:(reluctantly) What the heck.....................
Now back to Big Brother...........
DAY 3
(Today, on Big Brother, we are in Stranz and Fairchild's room, with of course Stranz and Fairchild, and the flighty stalker, Hector.)
Hector:(To Stranz and Fairchild, excitedly) YOU MEAN IT???? YOU ARE GONNA HELP ME WIN JIMMY'S HEART?????
Fairchild:(looking askance) Yeaah.........(then going back to her pleasant tone) You'll be like peas in a pod...........
Stranz: Just the way Mother Nature intended it to be.............isn't that great?
Hector: Oh, yes!!!!!!!!
Hector:(in a chair, facing the audience) Can you believe it? My wish is finally going to come true! I kept dreaming and look what it's got me! YAHOO!!!!!!
Backstage member:(To Hector) YOU A SICK FOOL, MAN!!!
Hector: Ah, shut yo trap!!!!!!!
Hector:(To Stranz and Fairchild, gratefully) Tell me guys, what have I to do in return?
Fairchild: Well, glad you brought that up......(putting her arm around Hector's shoulder)Honey, you know that brash, garrulous Charles Michael Michaels?
Hector: Who can forget? He thinks he's the next Christopher Bowman, he's so self-important......
Stranz: Well, that feeling ain't going to last long....and you're going to make sure of that.................
Hector: Really? How?
(Later, Chazz and Jimmy, both in sombreros and Southwestern attire, were practicing a new skating routine to Ricky Martin's song, María, while Jesse and Katie were watching in delight. Jimmy shook his rear end and maracas lively to the beat and Chazz did the same,while engaging himself in raucous movements, which wasn't unusual.)
Jesse: You know, I think we did alright with this South of the Border jazz.....
Katie:(To Jesse) Well, usually I disapprove of all this ice-skating, but I must say I haven't been this amazed since the Fire amd Ice and Iron Lotus skits.........Outstanding job, Jess.......
Jesse: Thanks, Kate.
Katie:(puzzled) But why the Latino touch all of a sudden? Don't get me wrong; I love it, but I'm just wondering.............
Jesse: Well, truthfully, I try to think of a theme that would be a spectacular eyecatcher for the audience, if you know what I mean...........
(As the song ends, Chazz and Jimmy exit the rink, Jesse and Katie clap their hands with glee.)
Jimmy: Alright, guys! Give it up for MacElroy!!!!!
Chazz: And the incredible Michaels!!!!!!!!
Katie:( To Chazz, laughing) Get over yourself, Chazz.........
Jesse: Alright, you two, that's enough. Tomorrow we have that annual skate off, and remember show some spice, action, amd most of all some passion!!!!!
Jimmy: This is awesome knowing Stranz and Fairchild ain't going to enter that contest.........
Chazz: Yeah, the skating contest is no place for folks like them two.......I swear as soon as I see either of them again, I'm going to.................
Jimmy:(To Chazz) Not to a dang thing........How many times I tell you not to worry about them?
Jesse: Yeah, that's why you was almost kicked out of the game...........
Katie: Talking about kicking, that's JUST what I'm gonna do, if you and Stranz get into another fight........
Chazz:(giving her a dirty look) Who you think you talking to?
Katie:(acrimoniously) Whoever your mother was.........
(At this Chazz dives at Katie, but Jimmy and Jesse block him.)
Jesse:(he and Jimmy steps in front of Katie and Chazz) Unh-unh! We ain't going have none of that crap today....
Jimmy: Yeah, I know. I know. You all better get someplace, you know that?
Chazz:(in a chair, facing the audience) Lord have mercy, if that woman wasn't Jimmy's girl......(raising his hand in the air) Oooooh, boy! She don't know MY mama..........(he pauses for a moment.) You know what? I'd never even known my mama........(he starts crying) Just like I never knew my father........Why me? Of all the people in this dang world, why me?
(Later in the afternoon, while Chazz was at his Sex-Addicts Anonymous meeting, Jesse was teaching his dance class, and Katie was working in a floral shop, Jimmy was coming home from work at another ice-skate store to retrieve his keys, when suddenly, Hector appeared in the living room with them in his hand.)
Hector: Hello, Jimmy.
Jimmy:(surprised) Hey, Hector......uh, may I have my keys, please?
Hector:(putting them inside his shirt) Oh, yes, James, but only on one condition....................
Jimmy:(impatiently) Hector, I ain't got time for this; give me those keys, or I'll be late for my shift............
Hector:(slyly) Oh, MacElroy, you want your keys so bad, why don't you....(heads toward the stairs) catch me?
Jimmy: You know what? That's EXACTLY what I'm going to do!!!!!!!!
(As Hector charged up the stairs, Jimmy sped furiously after him. As they reached Jimmy's bedroom, Hector slammed the door and put his back against it. Jimmy looked nervous.)
Hector:(breathing hard and laughing at the same time) At last............the moment has come.....for my wish to come true........Jimmy...you knew this was meant to be.......for you and me to unite..........
Jimmy:(To Hector, nervously) Hector, you don't let me out of here....I'll scream!!!!!
Hector:(pinning him down on the floor) You think that will save you?? You might as well acquiesce, because you belong to ME now!!!!!!!
(At three o'clock, Jesse, Katie, and Chazz had come home.)
Jesse: Next song for our skating routine will be Deathray's "I Wanna Lose Control".......
Chazz: Sounds totally neat!!!!
Katie: Like, ditto.....Hey's where's Jimmy?
Jesse: Yeah, Hector, too, for that matter?
Katie: I'll check in the kitchen.......
Chazz: I'll check upstairs...............
(In the bedroom, Hector had Jimmy pinned down on the bed.)
Jimmy: Hector, you are the sickest man I've ever known in my life, apart from Stranz and Chazz.....
Hector:(To Jimmy) I like being sick....it's what I know best............
(It was then that the happiness was gone, for it had been interrupted by a mollified Chazz Michael Michaels.)
Jimmy:(stammering) Chazz...Ch-Chazz..wait a minute, man, let me explain.............please.........
(Chazz would not let him finish. He grabbed up Hector and violently dragged him out of the room. He then turned Jimmy, grabbed out his belt, and whipped his butt until it was scarlet red. Seeing Hector run, Jesse and Katie fearfully ran up the stairs.)
Jimmy: CHAZZ! I am sorry....please....don't touch me anymore....JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!
Chazz: SHUT UP!!!!!(Jesse and Katie enter the room. Jimmy sobbed and sulked over to one of his large teddy bears. )
Katie:(To Chazz, vehemently) Chazz, what is your problem?!? Don't ever touch him that way again!!!
Jesse:(in agreement) What? Have you friggin' lost your mind???????
Chazz:(eyes cold on Jimmy) No.....but I'm about to lose my brother Tell them, Jimmy, how you was lying on top of Hector, or how you done let him lie on top of you!!!!!!.............(he leaves the room, goes down the stairs, and barges the front door open and storms out of the house. Katie looks at Jimmy, too.)
Katie:(To Jimmy, tearfully) Jimmy I can't believe you........
Jimmy:(To Katie) It wasn't what it looked like..........
Katie:(raising her voice) TO THE DEVIL WITH THAT!!!!!!!
Jesse:(To Katie) Kate, for goodness sakes, please..........
Katie:(not heeding to Jesse's protest) YOU SAID I WAS YOUR LOVER, JIMMY! ME! KATHERINE VAN WALDENBERG!
You had no lovers before me! But apparently I was wrong...you are a fruit.......you know, I was expecting Chazz to do something like that.....but never you............you know what.....we are over too.............
Jimmy:(To Katie) Katie, please....listen to me...it was Hector's fault, not mine!!!!!!!!!!!
(Katie walked away. Jesse helplessly followed her.)
Katie:(in a chair, tearfully, facing the audience) That no-count Jimmy MacElroy, how could he do this to me?! I loved him to death! I'd have given my life up for him!!!! He's worse than Hector, Chazz and my sibs combined, I swear....(sobbing)
Chazz:(in a chair, tearfully, facing the audience) You know what.......I never.........thought Jimmy'd had it in him to do some bullcrap like this.........
Jesse:(in a chair, facing the audience) Not to excuse his weakness, but this is all Hector's fault. I knew it. I wanted to tell Jimmy that I'd believed him, but I was afraid he'd either push me away or start cryong all over my clothes........you know...once I see Hector, I'm going to give HIM a spanking as well!!!!!
Jimmy::(in a chair, tearfully, facing the audience) Chazz and Katie won't have anything to do with me, let alone hear what I've got to say, on account of Hector. I wish I'd never met that wretched jerk!!!!(sobbing)
(Seeing Chazz walk out, Stranz and Fairchild were watching and laughing to themselves.)
Fairchild:(in a chair, along with Stranz, facing the audience) SCORE! This is exactly what we wanted........
Stranz: Straight up, honey. Straight up!!!!!!!
To Be Continued Next Post.....