Blades of Glory Song (Masters of the Ice)
Blades of Glory Song (Masters of the Ice)
In advance, I am letting you know that this song was parodied of one of the songs, Les Miserables, which was "Master of the House!" So unless you have seen the original song, you will not be able to understand this song very quickly....
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Here we go...........
Listen, people, t'what's going down!
I know of the hottest skaters in town.
If you know who they are, that is cool,
Otherwise I will give you a clue....
Have you all seen,
this skating movie?
I will have you know
it's called Blades of Glory!
Jimmy MacElroy, crazy peacock man
He's full of attitude and lots of glam!
Curly golden hair, cherry red lips,
Hey do not forget those ginormous hips!
And there's Chazz Michael Michaels,
another heartthrob of the ice!
Angelic brown hair, muscles, physique, beauty!
How nice!
Chazz Michael Michaels, Jimmy MacElroy
they bring to the rink so much fun and joy!
Speeding on the ice, staring at the crowd
Making every person want to cheer out loud,
"We love Chazz Michael Michaels!
We love Jimmy MacElroy!
Both of you inspire every man, woman, girl, and boy!"
Chazz Michael Michaels,
Prince of leather coats!
"I’m the greatest ice-skater
on earth!" he boasts.
Jimmy MacElroy,
On the other hand,
Has the same attitude
As a lamb.
Chazz is the spark and spirit
Jimmy’s the boldness and light,
Don’t you agree, fellas, together
These guys are dynamite?
Listen, people t'what else is new,
There are two rival ice-skaters, too!
It's the brother and sister duo
Who also put on a wonderful show......
Then there's a lady,
Her name is Katie,
These guys are the
Van Waldenberg family!
Stranz Van Waldenberg's easy on the eyes,
But his heart is so much colder than the ice,
And the middle girl, Fairchild, truthfully,
Ain't the sweet young princess that she claims to be,
And this young woman, Katie,
The pretty angel of the ice,
She is very sultry, beautiful, dextrous, and nice!
Darren MacElroy, who's also very mean,
dies at Hector's hands in one deleted scene,
These two handsome men, Coach and young Jesse,
the trainer and prince of choreography,
Have helped Chazz Michael Michaels,
as well as Jimmy MacElroy,
To be an inspiration, as well as a sensation
To every man woman girl and boy!
Chazz Michael Michaels, Jimmy MacElroy
they bring to the rink so much fun and joy!
Speeding on the ice, staring at the crowd
Making every person want to cheer out loud,
"We love Chazz Michael Michaels!
We love Jimmy MacElroy!
Both of you inspire every man woman girl and boy!"
Hector has dreamed
That he would just destroy,
The downright lovely,
Peacock-man James MacElroy..........
(Here's what he had to say.......)
"Jimmy MacElroy, crazy peacock boy
He is like me, full of lotsa love and joy!
Curly golden hair, cherry red lips,
Brotha, do I wish that I had had his hips!
But that Chazz Michael Michaels,
Hasn't got no dignity!
Jimmy wants to be with Chazz, for
all the sense it makes to me!"
Chazz Michael Michaels! (Man, gimme a break!)
Jimmy MacElroy! (That gentleman is GREAT!)
Prince of leather coats, crazy-peacock man!
(Jimmy, don't you know that I'm your biggest fan?!)
Rock on, Chazz Michael Michaels!
Rock on, Jimmy MacElroy!
You inspire every man.......
Hector:(butting in) "No one obsesses like I can!"
Both of you inspire every man woman girl and boy!!
Just to let you all know, this is my first post here, so, if you guys have any comments (don't insult, though) please, let me know.....
In advance, I am letting you know that this song was parodied of one of the songs, Les Miserables, which was "Master of the House!" So unless you have seen the original song, you will not be able to understand this song very quickly....
">
Here we go...........
Listen, people, t'what's going down!
I know of the hottest skaters in town.
If you know who they are, that is cool,
Otherwise I will give you a clue....
Have you all seen,
this skating movie?
I will have you know
it's called Blades of Glory!
Jimmy MacElroy, crazy peacock man
He's full of attitude and lots of glam!
Curly golden hair, cherry red lips,
Hey do not forget those ginormous hips!
And there's Chazz Michael Michaels,
another heartthrob of the ice!
Angelic brown hair, muscles, physique, beauty!
How nice!
Chazz Michael Michaels, Jimmy MacElroy
they bring to the rink so much fun and joy!
Speeding on the ice, staring at the crowd
Making every person want to cheer out loud,
"We love Chazz Michael Michaels!
We love Jimmy MacElroy!
Both of you inspire every man, woman, girl, and boy!"
Chazz Michael Michaels,
Prince of leather coats!
"I’m the greatest ice-skater
on earth!" he boasts.
Jimmy MacElroy,
On the other hand,
Has the same attitude
As a lamb.
Chazz is the spark and spirit
Jimmy’s the boldness and light,
Don’t you agree, fellas, together
These guys are dynamite?
Listen, people t'what else is new,
There are two rival ice-skaters, too!
It's the brother and sister duo
Who also put on a wonderful show......
Then there's a lady,
Her name is Katie,
These guys are the
Van Waldenberg family!
Stranz Van Waldenberg's easy on the eyes,
But his heart is so much colder than the ice,
And the middle girl, Fairchild, truthfully,
Ain't the sweet young princess that she claims to be,
And this young woman, Katie,
The pretty angel of the ice,
She is very sultry, beautiful, dextrous, and nice!
Darren MacElroy, who's also very mean,
dies at Hector's hands in one deleted scene,
These two handsome men, Coach and young Jesse,
the trainer and prince of choreography,
Have helped Chazz Michael Michaels,
as well as Jimmy MacElroy,
To be an inspiration, as well as a sensation
To every man woman girl and boy!
Chazz Michael Michaels, Jimmy MacElroy
they bring to the rink so much fun and joy!
Speeding on the ice, staring at the crowd
Making every person want to cheer out loud,
"We love Chazz Michael Michaels!
We love Jimmy MacElroy!
Both of you inspire every man woman girl and boy!"
Hector has dreamed
That he would just destroy,
The downright lovely,
Peacock-man James MacElroy..........
(Here's what he had to say.......)
"Jimmy MacElroy, crazy peacock boy
He is like me, full of lotsa love and joy!
Curly golden hair, cherry red lips,
Brotha, do I wish that I had had his hips!
But that Chazz Michael Michaels,
Hasn't got no dignity!
Jimmy wants to be with Chazz, for
all the sense it makes to me!"
Chazz Michael Michaels! (Man, gimme a break!)
Jimmy MacElroy! (That gentleman is GREAT!)
Prince of leather coats, crazy-peacock man!
(Jimmy, don't you know that I'm your biggest fan?!)
Rock on, Chazz Michael Michaels!
Rock on, Jimmy MacElroy!
You inspire every man.......
Hector:(butting in) "No one obsesses like I can!"
Both of you inspire every man woman girl and boy!!
Just to let you all know, this is my first post here, so, if you guys have any comments (don't insult, though) please, let me know.....