002 [Voice for the computer fail]

[bladed_prince]

[There's rustling and smacking and cursing in Arabic as the prince tries to figure out what the hell is going on with this thing. There's a couple flashes of video of his left arm before he just gives up. There's a loud cracking sound before grumbling to seemingly himself. Again, anything in italics is Dark Prince and unheard by non-telepathic/etc

Comments

OKAY HAVE MORE OF MY CHARACTERS CAUSE I'M BORED 1/3

[jungledoctor]

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2/3

[jungledoctor]

3/3

[jungledoctor]

Hey, is everything okay?

[bladed_prince]

[Sharply:] No, it is not "okay." This device is useless!

[jungledoctor]

Okay, which device? The voice recorder?

[bladed_prince]

[There's some rustling as Dastan is tempted to throw it again.]

Prince, do not throw it, it is providing us with communication.

Yes, the voice recorder.

[jungledoctor]

[Jack suddenly wishes Sayid was around. He was always good with radios and batteries]

If you're having troubles with it, I'm sure someone will take a look at it. What's your name?

[bladed_prince]

Dastan, Prince of Persia.

And of course, you never introduce me.

[jungledoctor]

You mean Iran.

[bladed_prince]

I mean Persia.

1/2

[jungledoctor]

2/2

[jungledoctor]

Right.

Well, Dastan, I'm Jack and I work in the infirmary. Do you have a warden yet?

You really like that icon, man.

[bladed_prince]

Harry Dresden.

It has both sexy and comedic benefits

[jungledoctor]

Perhaps you should speak with him on being taught how to use the equipment.

Mostly sexy of course.

[bladed_prince]

He doesn't know how to use it any better than I.