Lucifer: Hey! My stubble is one of the most attractive things about me, I'll have you know! You're just jealous because you're not man enough to grow stubble like this.
Lol, I think we should totes write this fic.
And yeah, I think so long as you credit moetushie it's all good.
Michael: That is true- I mean, uh, well, I'm young and sprightly! Your vessel is some old dude. His kid's up in Heaven, dude, you need to start paying child support.
Lucifer: Bitch please! I'm too pimpin' to be paying child support. And this old dude has advantages that you can't even dream of, like EXPERIENCE and WISDOM and THE LACK OF VIRGINITY.
Lucifer: Pfft! As if you'd know what to do with a woman if she was throwing herself at you! Plus, I heard that Dean and Sam were immaculate conceptions, btw. What you got now?
Michael: All the ladies be wanting this hot ass. Also hey, I've been meaning to say, you want some concealer or something? 'cause you got a little... uh... YOUR CHEEKS LOOK LIKE YOU ATTACKED THEM WITH A CHEESEGRATER, OKAY? I didn't want to say anything, but I just had to. It's disgusting.
Lucifer: Yeah, so disgusting that Gabriel swooned like a Southern Belle when he saw them! When you have cheekbones as classically handsome as mine, you gots to flaunt them. Not that you'd understand, you still think that flannel is hip!
Michael: Pff, at least I haven't been wearing the same vessel clothes for the whole season. I like to switch it up a bit. And hey, flannel is cool. Dean and Sam wear it all the time, and the ladies are all over them! And then the ladies usually die but that's not the point.
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Lololol pitchfork XD
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I bet Michael was totally apologetic about it too.
"You say God made you to fall, Lucy? Well, don't blame me because he made me able to hand out such epic burns."
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BRB Loling forever!
Lucifer: True. However, you are *all* to blame for that hairdo! What happened, you get Raph to glue some roadkill to your head?
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Michael: IT WAS A THE '70S, OKAY, EVERYBODY HAD HAIR LIKE THIS. AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO SHAVE!
Also is your Rassilon icon gankable?
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Lucifer: Hey! My stubble is one of the most attractive things about me, I'll have you know! You're just jealous because you're not man enough to grow stubble like this.
Lol, I think we should totes write this fic.
And yeah, I think so long as you credit moetushie it's all good.
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Haha we totally should. Friends?
Awesome! Time Lords are the best :D Will credit.
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Lucifer: Bitch please! I'm too pimpin' to be paying child support. And this old dude has advantages that you can't even dream of, like EXPERIENCE and WISDOM and THE LACK OF VIRGINITY.
Heck yeah friends!
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*adds you*
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