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Is it... Slytherin house pride day or something? Is that why there are snakes hidden in every crevice?

Someone please let me know when Gryffindor house pride day is so that I can hide in my dorm... I don't want to have to reckon with lions all day long~.

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[varian_king]

It's wonderful, isn't it~?

[blade_of_faith]

I was okay with it til I ran into a few in the boy's toilets; now I just feel violated...

[varian_king]

Is it really too much for the poor baby~?

[blade_of_faith]

Oh don't act like you're coexisting peacefully with them; I saw you torturing one earlier.

[varian_king]

But I'm not afraid of them.

[blade_of_faith]

I'm not either! ... I just... don't particularly care for beady little eyes watching me while I'm... vulnerable.

[varian_king]

I guess the snakes and I have something in common.

1/2

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2/2

[blade_of_faith]

Wait... what?

[varian_king]

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[ brb feeling even more violated. He may or may not go cuddle with his pillow to feel better. ... which will undoubtedly have a snake in it. mfing snakes in this mfing Hogwarts! ]