Mar 07, 2008 18:37
Yo, brawl. New people again, eh? The name's Hatsuharu Sohma, but feel free to call me anything you want. Doesn't matter. And don't believe what people tell you--eating rainbows is indeed, possible.
Anyway. The potato thing for Saint Patrick's day is still on. We just gotta steal a wagon from a hobo and we're good--potatoes are kind of heavy to carry. Throwing cabbage too, no one eats the crap anyway.
Going mailbox smashing tonight. Which reminds me. The bike I crashed? Fixed it. S'fucking awesome now. And I've got a nice metal bat. Anyone wanna ride along? Don't worry about the fact that I've gotten into numerous accidents. I'm actually a really good driver. Honest.
And I have a wonderful sense of direction. I'll get you back in one piece.
But you'll have'ta sign a waver for me. Don't want to get sued or anything.
Train! I'm bored and we need to hang out soon. I say we crash the theater where they're playing High School Musical Two and throw cookie dough at Zac Effron or whatever the shit his name is. I hate that kid.
Patrick Swayze has cancer. My mother is sobbing. Not even her bon bons can console her.
train i'm bored,
mailboxes,
rainbows,
yawn,
eh