Rantings Of A Retard
okkkkkkkkk...the weekend was good up until abou 10pm tonight
Tanase and I went shopping (for once this meant shoes and clothes rather than cds and spikes). Which was nice...
For chicks we looked pretty damn fine in Dickies...yeah thats right...we were so cool we were in the guys sections *woo* go us woo. I found these hell sick shoes (hell made my legs long and skinny and cool and pretty) but then I realised that at $240 they'd wanna do more than just make my legs look cool...and calmly put them back on the shelf and left. As much as I would have loved a pair of stilletto black and pink polka dot shoes. $240 for someone without a job. thats a lot of money. Omg...we met this hell cool guy...he was sooooo gay and cool...we were talking to him about pointy toe boots and legwarmers with puffy skirts (He seemed to think that was a "good" fashion look. I seem to think that bright legwarmers a puffy skirt and pointy toe boots would make me look like the wicked witch of the west from the Wizard Of Oz). I met Boxer from work (oh hes so dorient...he works so hard) and I gave him a nice big back rub because he was tired after work...how cute...Then we went to Alexs and got her got smashed and trashed with Luke and Josh as we do most weekends...but this time we wandered around Joondalup...There was some kinda car drag shit gay going on...I dunno...but there were pretty cars hell pretty...If you buy me one for my birthday I don't mind...its hell soon anyway 24 days...yeah thats right i'm gonna be old :D and maybe more pierced depending on what Boxer (ooh bubba) says. omg Hollys a hell cunt (yes I will openly tell you she is a cunt - hello to any of her friends reading this...please be enlighted) shes just a fucking evil little whore bitch gay cunt...hell treats Boxer badly. She shouldn't. Hes an angel. More importantly. Hes MY ANGEL :D yeah thats right fag woman...My angel *sings* No eating her tonight no no eating here tonight no...you on a DIIIIIIET you on a DIIIIIIET!
Tanase and I went shopping (for once this meant shoes and clothes rather than cds and spikes). Which was nice...
For chicks we looked pretty damn fine in Dickies...yeah thats right...we were so cool we were in the guys sections *woo* go us woo. I found these hell sick shoes (hell made my legs long and skinny and cool and pretty) but then I realised that at $240 they'd wanna do more than just make my legs look cool...and calmly put them back on the shelf and left. As much as I would have loved a pair of stilletto black and pink polka dot shoes. $240 for someone without a job. thats a lot of money. Omg...we met this hell cool guy...he was sooooo gay and cool...we were talking to him about pointy toe boots and legwarmers with puffy skirts (He seemed to think that was a "good" fashion look. I seem to think that bright legwarmers a puffy skirt and pointy toe boots would make me look like the wicked witch of the west from the Wizard Of Oz). I met Boxer from work (oh hes so dorient...he works so hard) and I gave him a nice big back rub because he was tired after work...how cute...Then we went to Alexs and got her got smashed and trashed with Luke and Josh as we do most weekends...but this time we wandered around Joondalup...There was some kinda car drag shit gay going on...I dunno...but there were pretty cars hell pretty...If you buy me one for my birthday I don't mind...its hell soon anyway 24 days...yeah thats right i'm gonna be old :D and maybe more pierced depending on what Boxer (ooh bubba) says. omg Hollys a hell cunt (yes I will openly tell you she is a cunt - hello to any of her friends reading this...please be enlighted) shes just a fucking evil little whore bitch gay cunt...hell treats Boxer badly. She shouldn't. Hes an angel. More importantly. Hes MY ANGEL :D yeah thats right fag woman...My angel *sings* No eating her tonight no no eating here tonight no...you on a DIIIIIIET you on a DIIIIIIET!