Merry Fucking Christmas
Christmas day is over. The "big day" of the years done. But the bad parts yet to come. Today - as it is 20 past 1 - my house will be filled with screaming children, babbling old people, irritating middle-aged fools who have 'accidentally' consumed the best part of a bottle of Champagne. Each.
Fucking morons
But thats fine. They bring me presents which I won't really like, and I give them presents which they pretend to like (but will probably end up being "forgotten" and left here or something). Its a shame because the only cool relative (yes such a thing actually exists) spent today here so she didn't have to stay for the crap tomorrow. Go my nanna. At least shes game to say how it is and stick it to the fools. Go her.
I managed to score a mobile yesterday. Oh god, I'm never going to have any money what so ever for myself ever again...but thats alright...I mean in this 'hi tech' world you have to own a phone, preferably one with a colour screen and a camera and that plays music. Mines not. Mine works. Thats what matters. Its new, its blue, its mine. Thats the important part. Mum got a Robbie Williams CD. Fucking hell I swear if I hear "Rock DJ" once in the next year I'll snap that god-damned cd and go on a rampage and snap him too...serves the gay boy right.
I'd like it noted that my best friend is wonderful...shes amazing and thats why I got her a friendship heart breaky bit. Just like what you give your friends when your 10 and you think that if you give your friends a friendship charm they'll stay with you forever. Well I know she'll always be my friend, and not because I gave her the charm. Just because shes the greatest person I know.
Love you Jolowo. You're amazing...Merry Fucking Christmas to you...
Fucking morons
But thats fine. They bring me presents which I won't really like, and I give them presents which they pretend to like (but will probably end up being "forgotten" and left here or something). Its a shame because the only cool relative (yes such a thing actually exists) spent today here so she didn't have to stay for the crap tomorrow. Go my nanna. At least shes game to say how it is and stick it to the fools. Go her.
I managed to score a mobile yesterday. Oh god, I'm never going to have any money what so ever for myself ever again...but thats alright...I mean in this 'hi tech' world you have to own a phone, preferably one with a colour screen and a camera and that plays music. Mines not. Mine works. Thats what matters. Its new, its blue, its mine. Thats the important part. Mum got a Robbie Williams CD. Fucking hell I swear if I hear "Rock DJ" once in the next year I'll snap that god-damned cd and go on a rampage and snap him too...serves the gay boy right.
I'd like it noted that my best friend is wonderful...shes amazing and thats why I got her a friendship heart breaky bit. Just like what you give your friends when your 10 and you think that if you give your friends a friendship charm they'll stay with you forever. Well I know she'll always be my friend, and not because I gave her the charm. Just because shes the greatest person I know.
Love you Jolowo. You're amazing...Merry Fucking Christmas to you...