I'm Being Invaded By Xenu AGAIN!
After over a year long absence, my inbox is getting invaded by emails from the Scientologists again! It seems this time they are trying to take a "humorous" and "heartwarming" approach to get new cult members. If there are 2 words I would almost never associate with Scientology it's those 2 words -- humorous (at least not intentionally) and heartwarming. If I get any good ones, I'll post them here.