The New Satsuma Mohican - Using Sledgehammers to crack Nuts
The Satsuma Mohican is a unique 4x4 which will take any terrain in its stride. From the traffic calming measures outside the nursery school, to that pot-hole in Sainsbury's carpark, nothing gets in its way. Its revolutionary low-ratio five-speed transfer box and limited-slip differential make short work of the steepest multi-storey, whilst its double wishbone suspension and rugged ladder chassis make child's play out of mounting the kerb to use the cashpoint. And when the going gets rough, the Mohican passes the McDonalds Drive-Thru test with ease, thanks to its 6 litre V8 engine and featherlite power steering.
The Satsuma Mohican - take it anywhere, but not too far from a petrol station.
Only £31,200 on the road. Price includes child seats, driver side vanity mirror, handbag compartment, dashboard jamrag holder, hands-free lipstick applicator, Chris Rea CD, number plates and delivery. Warranty: 3 years or 400 miles. Model shown Satsuma Mohican Geronimo £50,500
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