King of monsters

[blackulahunter]

I asked a friend this yesterday, and so I started thinking about what everyone else might think about it. So, all right, who would you consider the greatest monster of them all? Monster from the Black Lagoon, Frankenstein's monster, the Mummy, Wolfman, Dracula, Godzilla, the Blob-- the classic guys. I'll let you include comic book villains, too,

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[cinnamonxbuns]

Santa.

[blackulahunter]

Jolly old Saint Nick?

[cinnamonxbuns]

Jolly?! No no no, I gaht this one.

Think about it. That guy ain't gaht no weaknesses. Every hero or villain's gaht a weakness. And he can fuckin annhilate 'em.

Superman's bein a bitch again? Santa'll fuckin pull kryptonite outta his bag of tricks.

[blackulahunter]

But he's still a good guy in the meantime, isn't he? Until Santa loses it I don't think he makes the list. I see where you're going with that, though.

I always thought the tooth fairy was creepy. Little women with bug wings who live in a castle made of teeth? That's the sort of mental image that gives you nightmares as a kid.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Nah, ya see that's what makes Santa scary. He's gaht all that power and he's only bein nice cus we're keepin him in business, ya know? He's like Canada, all quiet and shit and then one day, BAM. Fuckin war, dood. Bombs and rifles and shit.

Ya know Santa's gaht a .50 rifle stuck to that fuckin sleigh.

[monarch_the]

Oh whatever! You people so underestimate me.

Fucking Krampus...