My Boyfriend

Jun 16, 2005 20:42

He isn't the cutest guy in the world......but I love him.
Yes that's right

I'm in love with an ugly boy.

His name is Matt and he's got big brown eyes with really pretty long eye lashes.

10 Things Most People Don't Know About Matt (aka Squeak)

1 He hates Tomatoes
2 He hates being called squeak
3 His brother Joe stopped beating Matt up when Matt ended up having to get stitches
4 He hates being told how to do things (such as washing the dishes)
5 The only place he is at all ticklish is his stomach
6 He wears boxer briefs
7 He likes to keep things bottled up inside
8 He has a fetish for chicks in school girl outfits
9 He has extremely sensitive nipples
10 He thinks it's creepy when I play with his penis

Am I the only person that like's to play with the male genitalia??????
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