Really, who the fuck let me into grad school?

Dec 12, 2006 01:10

Words I can't spell, on a consistent basis (II):

~prevalant
~religios
~importiant
~effervensece
~reguard
~believ (still)
~anlysis
~prooven

Thank fucking lord I only had to use a typewriter until 7th grade. If anyone knew how truly, truly bad I was at spelling they'd have put me in the "special" class- and I don't mean special like, you know, gifted. I mean special like the kids that ate their shoelaces on a regular basis.

If a kid eats his shoelaces once I think that's okay.
It was a dare, alright? Leave me the fuck alone, or I'll eat your goddamn shoelaces!

On a related note, does anyone else remember those wacky elastic round shoelaces? You know, the ones that didnt need to be tied, you just pulled 'em tight? I had one foot with a pink set and one foot with a yellow set.

Am I making stuff up again? I can't tell anymore.

jon can't spell

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